Just Tell Me ..


1 – Once you are walking in a jungle with your girlfriend, then 2 lions come and attack you, one attacks you. And the other gone for your girl, you only have a single shot in your gun:

 

A – I’ll shot the lion at my girl so that she might run

B – I’ll shot the lion that attacks me, and go to fight the other lion, she is safe now

C – There are no lion lives in the jungle!!

 

2 – Two girls asked you to marry both of them!!

 

A – they are loving each other so much so they want to still together even they lived with one man

B – Emmmmm, no it’s not okay; there is a bisexual smell here!!

C – They are just having fun, so why not: D

 

3 – You finally get your dream time voyage, it’s your choice

 

A – A pacific island, welcome Mother Nature

B – USA, dream time won’t be came true without the glowing American dream

C – Thailand, yeah yeah, a bad smile on your face

 

 

4 – I tried hard to make you a good person, so why are you trying hard to be cheap?

 

A – Am not, you’re out of date

B – I’ve always been, it’s your problem that you fooled yourself

C – Am feeling incomplete, I really need this

 

 

5 – You are sitting with a girl you just knew 2 days ago. And while you were talking, another guy came to her and says hey to you and her, talk for w a minute, wished you a good day and left:

 

A – Who is he? Seems like he know you very well, too much, questions like that

B – I knew her just 2 days ago, who I am to ask her now, I would wait may be she tell me

C – “Rated R answers” Mmmm, so do you sleep with him!! “Don’t be annoyed cuz this was exactly the correct answer !!

 

 

 

So, Yeah it seems like you can’t live as a respectful person, being like other CHEAPS is your favorite hobby

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3 responses

  1. 1 malesh feh
    2 enta adra 😛
    3 ay gezera zarefa ajin feha lewa7dy
    4 ma3rfsh bttklm 3n eh
    5 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    ha kesebt eh 😀

    July 16, 2011 at 5:25 am

  2. ah sa7e7 enta zamanak delwa2ty gowa eltayara ya ret mesh te7awel tetfa7 al shebak 3ashan keda momkn al tayara to2a3 😀

    July 20, 2011 at 1:38 am

  3. gaya t2oly ly delwa2ty 😦

    July 21, 2011 at 12:14 am

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